Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Major League Sucker - Portland Timbers' Dairon Asprilla shows off skill vs. Vancouver Whitecaps

The Portland Timbers 2015 campaign hasn't been the smoothest start. And by that of course I mean they are dead last in the Western Conference with just 3 points in 4 games played.

But when I signed on to be a fan, I bring this upon myself. Choosing a highly entertaining team to be disappointed by.

But my god, can Dairon Asprilla make things happen.

Stumptown Footy can obviously better break down the Timbers game versus the Whitecaps, and you can head over to r/Timbers to watch the people panic. 

All I know is it was smart to choose an MLS holder until Atlanta starts play. I even made the kiss of death which was picking up two Portland players in MLS Fantasy.